From 0534f607a51f1dd0905f6f45f08519cba65ea05a Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Derek Chen Date: Tue, 16 Apr 2024 10:14:09 -0500 Subject: [PATCH] feat: Initial Splash Text Commit (#208) * fix: font weight added * fix: change color hex * fix: change color again * fix: text-ut-burntorange * fix: importance (tailwind wise) * feat: debauchery * feat: modernizing some covid-era dialogue * feat: and more * feat: ok other people can add now * feat: one last one * feat: maybe this will fix it * fix: unstyled line * feat: add more phrases * feat: moved to a .tsx file format * fix: prettier formatting * fix: add doprz's quotes back --------- Co-authored-by: doprz <52579214+doprz@users.noreply.github.com> --- src/assets/insideJokes.tsx | 54 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 54 insertions(+) create mode 100644 src/assets/insideJokes.tsx diff --git a/src/assets/insideJokes.tsx b/src/assets/insideJokes.tsx new file mode 100644 index 00000000..be5cd628 --- /dev/null +++ b/src/assets/insideJokes.tsx @@ -0,0 +1,54 @@ +const splashText: string[] = [ + "You can't fail classes you're not in, that's for sure.", + 'Steer clear of O-Chem, unless you fancy a challenge.', + 'Rec Sports fills up fast, even before the sun reaches its peak.', + "Ah, Jendy's! A taste ever so refined.", + 'Fine dining at Jester City Limits, eh?', + 'Rec Sports fills up fast, even before the sun reaches its peak.', + 'RIP Domino, you beloved campus feline.', + "The year is 2055 and Welch still isn't finished.", + 'Motivation dropping faster than ur GPA', + 'No Work Happens On PCL 5th Floor.', + 'I may be a sophomore in name, but my credit count screams freshman!', + 'Pain is temporary, GPA is forever.', + "You've Yee'd Your Last Haw.", + 'lol everything is already waitlisted.', + "At Least You're Not At A&M.", + 'TeXAs iS BaCK GuYZ', + 'mAke iT yOuR tExAS', + "'Academically Challenged'", + 'Does McCombs teach Parseltongue?', + 'No Cruce Enfrente Del Bus.', + 'Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru...', + 'Bevo Bucks are the new Bitcoin', + 'Every day another brick disappears from Speedway', + 'The GDC will annex the EER one day', + 'Just you wait. Our CNS operatives will topple the EER regime', + 'To hike to Kins or not to hike to Kins...', + 'The road to Kinsolving is long, but their delicacies makes it worth every step.', + "C'mon you Longhorns! You want to study forever?", + 'HOW BOUT A NICE CUP OF LIBER TEA', + "It's called the quiet floor of the PCL for a reason", + "'Whose car is this and why is it attempting to enter Welch?'", + "'I really like one of my TAs and I wanna ask her out after this semester ends'", + 'CaN YoU aSk OuT a tA aFtEr tHe SeMeStEr Is oVeR AnD gRaDeS ArE DoNe?', + "The Block of Butter incident of '22", + "Arrows of Christ vs Church of Scientology was the crossover we didn't know we needed", + 'THE WALK SIGN IS ON TO CROSS GUADALUPE AND 21ST', + 'Days since last GDC door alarm: 0', + 'Finding a parking spot is like winning the lottery... if the lottery required parallel parking skills.', + 'The squirrels are more ambitious than most freshmen during finals week.', + 'The line at the on-campus Starbucks is longer than your course waitlist.', + 'The weather changes more often than your class schedule.', + "'Sorry, the PCL is full' is the most heartbreaking message you'll ever receive.", + 'Getting to class on time is like navigating a maze of construction zones.', + "'studying' often means refreshing Canvas every five minutes to see if the professor posted lecture slides.", + "'I'll just skip this lecture' often turns into a semester-long habit.", + 'The libraries are full of students pretending to study but actually napping with their eyes open.', + "The 'campus loop' refers to both the bus route and the endless cycle of trying to find your way around campus.", + 'The squirrels have mastered the art of begging for food better than most students during finals week.', + "'going for a run' often means 'running to get food from food trucks'.", + 'The struggle to fit all your classes into one schedule is as real as the struggle to fit all your groceries into a mini-fridge.', +]; + +export default splashText;