From 0da27e2c46e9fc32efb80808715053c1f9f5165a Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Sriram Hariharan Date: Sat, 5 Oct 2024 17:35:11 -0500 Subject: [PATCH] feat: updating joke styling and updating jokes array (#277) --- src/assets/insideJokes.tsx | 17 +++++++++++++++-- src/views/components/PopupMain.tsx | 4 ++-- 2 files changed, 17 insertions(+), 4 deletions(-) diff --git a/src/assets/insideJokes.tsx b/src/assets/insideJokes.tsx index 8c63fbef..85963ed0 100644 --- a/src/assets/insideJokes.tsx +++ b/src/assets/insideJokes.tsx @@ -47,13 +47,13 @@ const splashText: string[] = [ "The 'campus loop' refers to both the bus route and the endless cycle of trying to find your way around campus.", 'The squirrels have mastered the art of begging for food better than most students during finals week.', "'going for a run' often means 'running to get food from food trucks'.", - 'The struggle to fit all your classes into one schedule is as real as the struggle to fit all your groceries into a mini-fridge.', 'We got UTRPv2 before GTA 6', 'Veer was here', + 'follow @sghsri!', 'Officially part of the SEC', - 'Finally resolved the UTRP Hackathon issues of 2024', 'Planner is now adquired by Plus', 'Longhorn-Developers is the best UT Student Org', + 'The Eiffel Tower is the UT Tower of Paris', 'A pen and paper is old fashioned, but sometimes old ways are best', 'A heart is like bedrock, destroyable only by cheating', 'You may not rest now, there are Canvas assignments nearby', @@ -61,6 +61,19 @@ const splashText: string[] = [ 'Almost Turing complete', 'Have you had your coffee yet?', '#BF5700', + `He's a CS Major, but he showers regularly. 🧢`, + 'A CS major walks into a bar. The bar is empty because it is a CS major.', + 'UT Registration Plus - The only thing that can make registration worse is not having it', + 'UT Registration Plus - We make registration slightly less painful. Slightly.', + 'UT Registration Plus - Do you really want to figure out which professors will ruin your GPA by yourself?', + 'Ayo tf is a memory leak', + "lowkey we never thought we'd get this far, how tf are 60k of you people using this", + "dang we're really out here making a splash", + "We'd make a joke about A&M, but we're not sure they can read", + "We've only caused one or two outages, we swear!", + 'Reality has a slight CNS bias', + 'That one time in 2019 we accidentally DDoSed the registration system. (really)', + 'Best UT financial aid tip? Marry rich.', ]; export default splashText; diff --git a/src/views/components/PopupMain.tsx b/src/views/components/PopupMain.tsx index a929817e..13fc56ec 100644 --- a/src/views/components/PopupMain.tsx +++ b/src/views/components/PopupMain.tsx @@ -98,8 +98,8 @@ export default function PopupMain(): JSX.Element { {activeSchedule?.courses?.length === 0 && ( -
- +
+ {funny}