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feat: inside jokes005 (#590)

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* feat: moved some of my lines together removed one of mine and added jack black

* feat: just ctrl x ctrl v a few lines

* Update insideJokes.tsx
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Derek Chen
2025-04-13 21:33:52 -05:00
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@@ -8,15 +8,27 @@ const splashText: string[] = [
'The squirrels, they have mastered begging for food better than students. Impressive... but worrying.', 'The squirrels, they have mastered begging for food better than students. Impressive... but worrying.',
"Do you study often? Ha! What am I saying? Of course you don't.", "Do you study often? Ha! What am I saying? Of course you don't.",
"Hey, you, you're finally awake. You were trying to skip class right?", "Hey, you, you're finally awake. You were trying to skip class right?",
'Mmm... Brutalist architecture...',
'The course syllabus: more than meets the eye',
'Pain is temporary, GPA is forever.',
"You've Yee'd Your Last Haw.",
'lol everything is already waitlisted.',
'Could be worse. Could be A&M.',
"Should you major in Compsci? well, here's a better question. do you wanna have a bad time?",
'A pen and paper is old fashioned, but sometimes old ways are best',
'A heart is like bedrock, destroyable only by cheating',
'You may not rest now, there are Canvas assignments nearby',
'You are filled with DETERMINATION',
'60k+ users!',
'Almost Turing complete',
'#BF5700',
'The waitlist is a lie!',
'BEVO JOCKEY 🗣️🗣️🗣️',
'RIP Domino, you beloved campus feline.', 'RIP Domino, you beloved campus feline.',
"The year is 2055 and Welch still isn't finished.", "The year is 2055 and Welch still isn't finished.",
'Motivation dropping faster than ur GPA', 'Motivation dropping faster than ur GPA',
'No Work Happens On PCL 5th Floor.', 'No Work Happens On PCL 5th Floor.',
'I may be a sophomore in name, but my credit count screams freshman!', 'I may be a sophomore in name, but my credit count screams freshman!',
'Pain is temporary, GPA is forever.',
"You've Yee'd Your Last Haw.",
'lol everything is already waitlisted.',
'Could be worse. Could be A&M.',
// 'TeXAs iS BaCK GuYZ', // 'TeXAs iS BaCK GuYZ',
'mAke iT yOuR tExAS', 'mAke iT yOuR tExAS',
'change yOur slogan', 'change yOur slogan',
@@ -24,7 +36,7 @@ const splashText: string[] = [
'Does McCombs teach Parseltongue?', 'Does McCombs teach Parseltongue?',
'No Cruce Enfrente Del Bus.', 'No Cruce Enfrente Del Bus.',
'Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru...', 'Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru...',
'Every day another brick disappears from Speedway', "They say each day, another brick disappears from Speedway. No one's sure where to.",
'The GDC will annex the EER one day', 'The GDC will annex the EER one day',
'To hike to Kins or not to hike to Kins...', 'To hike to Kins or not to hike to Kins...',
"C'mon you Longhorns! You want to study forever?", "C'mon you Longhorns! You want to study forever?",
@@ -39,8 +51,6 @@ const splashText: string[] = [
'Roll for Initiative!', 'Roll for Initiative!',
'The line at the on-campus Starbucks is longer than your course waitlist.', 'The line at the on-campus Starbucks is longer than your course waitlist.',
'The weather changes more often than your class schedule.', 'The weather changes more often than your class schedule.',
'Mmm... Brutalist architecture...',
'The course syllabus: more than meets the eye',
"'studying' often means refreshing Canvas every five minutes to see if the professor posted lecture slides.", "'studying' often means refreshing Canvas every five minutes to see if the professor posted lecture slides.",
"It's over Bevo! I have the high ground!", "It's over Bevo! I have the high ground!",
"I'll just skip this lecture and watch the recording later. What's the worst that could happen?", "I'll just skip this lecture and watch the recording later. What's the worst that could happen?",
@@ -59,14 +69,6 @@ const splashText: string[] = [
'Planner is now acquired by Plus', 'Planner is now acquired by Plus',
'Longhorn Developers is the best UT Student Org', 'Longhorn Developers is the best UT Student Org',
'The Eiffel Tower is the UT Tower of Paris', 'The Eiffel Tower is the UT Tower of Paris',
'A pen and paper is old fashioned, but sometimes old ways are best',
'A heart is like bedrock, destroyable only by cheating',
'You may not rest now, there are Canvas assignments nearby',
'You are filled with DETERMINATION',
'60k+ users!',
'Almost Turing complete',
'#BF5700',
'The waitlist is a lie!',
"He's a CS Major, but he showers regularly. 🧢", "He's a CS Major, but he showers regularly. 🧢",
'A CS major walks into a bar. The bar is empty because it is a CS major.', 'A CS major walks into a bar. The bar is empty because it is a CS major.',
'UT Registration Plus - The only thing that can make registration worse is not having it', 'UT Registration Plus - The only thing that can make registration worse is not having it',
@@ -112,7 +114,6 @@ const splashText: string[] = [
'Befriend the raccoons on campus', 'Befriend the raccoons on campus',
`It's ${new Date().toLocaleString('en-US', { month: 'long', day: 'numeric' })} and OU still sucks`, `It's ${new Date().toLocaleString('en-US', { month: 'long', day: 'numeric' })} and OU still sucks`,
'As seen on TV!', 'As seen on TV!',
"Should you major in Compsci? well, here's a better question. do you wanna have a bad time?",
]; ];
export default splashText; export default splashText;