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chore: professionalism in jokes (#572)

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Samuel Gunter
2025-03-26 14:16:06 -05:00
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@@ -34,10 +34,8 @@ const splashText: string[] = [
"The Block of Butter incident of '22", "The Block of Butter incident of '22",
'Begun, the midterms have.', 'Begun, the midterms have.',
'You must construct additional schedules', 'You must construct additional schedules',
"Arrows of Christ vs Church of Scientology was the crossover we didn't know we needed",
'THE WALK SIGN IS ON TO CROSS GUADALUPE AND 21ST', 'THE WALK SIGN IS ON TO CROSS GUADALUPE AND 21ST',
'Pay attention. Might learn something.', 'Pay attention. Might learn something.',
'Long ago, apartment rates lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when American Campus Communities Inc attacked.',
'Roll for Initiative!', 'Roll for Initiative!',
'The line at the on-campus Starbucks is longer than your course waitlist.', 'The line at the on-campus Starbucks is longer than your course waitlist.',
'The weather changes more often than your class schedule.', 'The weather changes more often than your class schedule.',
@@ -59,7 +57,7 @@ const splashText: string[] = [
'follow @sghsri!', 'follow @sghsri!',
'Officially part of the SEC', 'Officially part of the SEC',
'Planner is now acquired by Plus', 'Planner is now acquired by Plus',
'Longhorn-Developers is the best UT Student Org', 'Longhorn Developers is the best UT Student Org',
'The Eiffel Tower is the UT Tower of Paris', 'The Eiffel Tower is the UT Tower of Paris',
'A pen and paper is old fashioned, but sometimes old ways are best', 'A pen and paper is old fashioned, but sometimes old ways are best',
'A heart is like bedrock, destroyable only by cheating', 'A heart is like bedrock, destroyable only by cheating',
@@ -69,13 +67,13 @@ const splashText: string[] = [
'Almost Turing complete', 'Almost Turing complete',
'#BF5700', '#BF5700',
'The waitlist is a lie!', 'The waitlist is a lie!',
`He's a CS Major, but he showers regularly. 🧢`, "He's a CS Major, but he showers regularly. 🧢",
'A CS major walks into a bar. The bar is empty because it is a CS major.', 'A CS major walks into a bar. The bar is empty because it is a CS major.',
'UT Registration Plus - The only thing that can make registration worse is not having it', 'UT Registration Plus - The only thing that can make registration worse is not having it',
'UT Registration Plus - We make registration slightly less painful. Slightly.', 'UT Registration Plus - We make registration slightly less painful. Slightly.',
'UT Registration Plus - Do you really want to figure out which professors will ruin your GPA by yourself?', 'UT Registration Plus - Do you really want to figure out which professors will ruin your GPA by yourself?',
'Ayo tf is a memory leak', "Ayo what's is a memory leak",
"lowkey we never thought we'd get this far, how tf are 60k of you people using this", "lowkey we never thought we'd get this far, how are 60k of you people using this",
"dang we're really out here making a splash", "dang we're really out here making a splash",
"We'd make a joke about A&M, but we're not sure they can read", "We'd make a joke about A&M, but we're not sure they can read",
"We've only caused one or two outages, we swear!", "We've only caused one or two outages, we swear!",
@@ -113,7 +111,7 @@ const splashText: string[] = [
"Stop trying to make UTRP happen, it's not going to happen!", "Stop trying to make UTRP happen, it's not going to happen!",
'Befriend the raccoons on campus', 'Befriend the raccoons on campus',
`It's ${new Date().toLocaleString('en-US', { month: 'long', day: 'numeric' })} and OU still sucks`, `It's ${new Date().toLocaleString('en-US', { month: 'long', day: 'numeric' })} and OU still sucks`,
'As seen on TV! ', 'As seen on TV!',
"Should you major in Compsci? well, here's a better question. do you wanna have a bad time?", "Should you major in Compsci? well, here's a better question. do you wanna have a bad time?",
]; ];