diff --git a/src/assets/insideJokes.tsx b/src/assets/insideJokes.tsx
index 85963ed0..4bb2978b 100644
--- a/src/assets/insideJokes.tsx
+++ b/src/assets/insideJokes.tsx
@@ -51,7 +51,7 @@ const splashText: string[] = [
     'Veer was here',
     'follow @sghsri!',
     'Officially part of the SEC',
-    'Planner is now adquired by Plus',
+    'Planner is now acquired by Plus',
     'Longhorn-Developers is the best UT Student Org',
     'The Eiffel Tower is the UT Tower of Paris',
     'A pen and paper is old fashioned, but sometimes old ways are best',
@@ -74,6 +74,37 @@ const splashText: string[] = [
     'Reality has a slight CNS bias',
     'That one time in 2019 we accidentally DDoSed the registration system. (really)',
     'Best UT financial aid tip? Marry rich.',
+    'Bevo Bucks are legal tender',
+    "'iS iT fInAlS wEeK oR mY fInAl WeEk'",
+    // eslint-disable-next-line no-template-curly-in-string
+    "It's ${currentTime} and OU still sucks",
+    'Deep in the heart of Texas',
+    'TEXAS!!! FIGHT!!!',
+    'Launder your AP credits through a community college for free',
+    'Also try Minecraft!',
+    'Please register later so the dev team can get the upper divs',
+    'The outdoor warning siren will test around 11:50 a.m.',
+    'You may be seeing this page because you used the Back button while browsing a secure web site or application. Alternatively, you may have mistakenly bookmarked the web sign in form instead of the actual web site you wanted to bookmark or used a link created by somebody else who made the same mistake.',
+    'Flag on the play, procrastinating picking classes, 1 day penalty, still first down',
+    'Pro-fessionals at Pro-crastinating',
+    'Built Texas Tough',
+    'Beware of trucks on Speedway',
+    'Marked as duplicate',
+    'If we ever flood, we can use the canoes on Speedway',
+    'Days since last Jester West fire alarm: 0',
+    'Remember the Alamo!',
+    "Figure out next year's housing by October",
+    'Technoblade never dies!',
+    // eslint-disable-next-line no-template-curly-in-string
+    'Why is my ${major} class in the ${unrelatedMajor} build?',
+    '"Will that be cash, card, or id?"',
+    'How much did PepsiCo pay UT to replace all the coke machines?',
+    "Do it... take those 8am's",
+    "I'm polylingual, if you count programming languages",
+    'Just put the classes in the schedule lil bro',
+    'The wait is finally over',
+    "Stop trying to make UTRP happen, it's not going to happen!",
+    'Befriend the raccoons on campus',
 ];
 
 export default splashText;