Derek Chen
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* feat: moved some of my lines together removed one of mine and added jack black * feat: just ctrl x ctrl v a few lines * Update insideJokes.tsx
120 lines
6.4 KiB
TypeScript
120 lines
6.4 KiB
TypeScript
const splashText: string[] = [
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"You can't fail classes you're not in, that's for sure.",
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'Steer clear of O-Chem, unless you fancy a challenge.',
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'Rec Sports fills up fast, even before the sun reaches its peak.',
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"Ah, Jendy's! A taste ever so refined.",
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'Fine dining at Jester City Limits, eh?',
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'The road to Kinsolving is long, but their delicacies makes it worth every step.',
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'The squirrels, they have mastered begging for food better than students. Impressive... but worrying.',
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"Do you study often? Ha! What am I saying? Of course you don't.",
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"Hey, you, you're finally awake. You were trying to skip class right?",
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'Mmm... Brutalist architecture...',
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'The course syllabus: more than meets the eye',
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'Pain is temporary, GPA is forever.',
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"You've Yee'd Your Last Haw.",
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'lol everything is already waitlisted.',
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'Could be worse. Could be A&M.',
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"Should you major in Compsci? well, here's a better question. do you wanna have a bad time?",
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'A pen and paper is old fashioned, but sometimes old ways are best',
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'A heart is like bedrock, destroyable only by cheating',
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'You may not rest now, there are Canvas assignments nearby',
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'You are filled with DETERMINATION',
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'60k+ users!',
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'Almost Turing complete',
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'#BF5700',
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'The waitlist is a lie!',
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'BEVO JOCKEY 🗣️🗣️🗣️',
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'RIP Domino, you beloved campus feline.',
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"The year is 2055 and Welch still isn't finished.",
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'Motivation dropping faster than ur GPA',
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'No Work Happens On PCL 5th Floor.',
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'I may be a sophomore in name, but my credit count screams freshman!',
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// 'TeXAs iS BaCK GuYZ',
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'mAke iT yOuR tExAS',
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'change yOur slogan',
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"'Academically Challenged'",
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'Does McCombs teach Parseltongue?',
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'No Cruce Enfrente Del Bus.',
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'Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru...',
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"They say each day, another brick disappears from Speedway. No one's sure where to.",
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'The GDC will annex the EER one day',
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'To hike to Kins or not to hike to Kins...',
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"C'mon you Longhorns! You want to study forever?",
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'HOW BOUT A NICE CUP OF LIBER TEA',
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"Block of Butter? Now, that's a name I haven't heard in a long time...",
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'CaN YoU aSk OuT a tA aFtEr tHe SeMeStEr Is oVeR AnD gRaDeS ArE DoNe?',
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"The Block of Butter incident of '22",
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'Begun, the midterms have.',
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'You must construct additional schedules',
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'THE WALK SIGN IS ON TO CROSS GUADALUPE AND 21ST',
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'Pay attention. Might learn something.',
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'Roll for Initiative!',
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'The line at the on-campus Starbucks is longer than your course waitlist.',
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'The weather changes more often than your class schedule.',
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"'studying' often means refreshing Canvas every five minutes to see if the professor posted lecture slides.",
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"It's over Bevo! I have the high ground!",
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"I'll just skip this lecture and watch the recording later. What's the worst that could happen?",
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'I hear the tower bells are ringing, PCL full of students dreaming.',
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"I don't like sand",
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'The libraries are full of students pretending to study but actually napping with their eyes open.',
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"The 'campus loop' refers to both the bus route and the endless cycle of trying to find your way around campus.",
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'The squirrels have mastered the art of begging for food better than most students during finals week.',
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"'going for a run' often means 'running to get food from food trucks'.",
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'We got UTRPv2 before GTA 6',
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'Midterm season: Finish the Fight!',
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"There's a Bevo on your lawn!",
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'Veer was here',
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'follow @sghsri!',
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'Officially part of the SEC',
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'Planner is now acquired by Plus',
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'Longhorn Developers is the best UT Student Org',
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'The Eiffel Tower is the UT Tower of Paris',
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"He's a CS Major, but he showers regularly. 🧢",
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'A CS major walks into a bar. The bar is empty because it is a CS major.',
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'UT Registration Plus - The only thing that can make registration worse is not having it',
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'UT Registration Plus - We make registration slightly less painful. Slightly.',
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'UT Registration Plus - Do you really want to figure out which professors will ruin your GPA by yourself?',
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"Ayo what's is a memory leak",
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"lowkey we never thought we'd get this far, how are 60k of you people using this",
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"dang we're really out here making a splash",
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"We'd make a joke about A&M, but we're not sure they can read",
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"We've only caused one or two outages, we swear!",
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'Reality has a slight CNS bias',
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'That one time in 2019 we accidentally DDoSed the registration system. (really)',
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'Best UT financial aid tip? Marry rich.',
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'Bevo Bucks are legal tender',
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"'iS iT fInAlS wEeK oR mY fInAl WeEk'",
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'Do you have an iPhone charger? Wait... Which one?',
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'Deep in the heart of Texas',
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'TEXAS!!! FIGHT!!!',
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'Launder your AP credits through a community college for free',
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'Also try Minecraft!',
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'Please register later so the dev team can get the upper divs',
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'The outdoor warning siren will test around 11:50 a.m.',
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'You may be seeing this page because you used the Back button while browsing a secure web site or application. Alternatively, you may have mistakenly bookmarked the web sign in form instead of the actual web site you wanted to bookmark or used a link created by somebody else who made the same mistake.',
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'Flag on the play, procrastinating picking classes, 1 day penalty, still first down',
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'Pro-fessionals at Pro-crastinating',
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'Built Texas Tough',
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'Beware of trucks on Speedway',
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'Marked as duplicate',
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'If we ever flood, we can use the canoes on Speedway',
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'Days since last Jester West fire alarm: 0',
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'Remember the Alamo!',
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"Figure out next year's housing by October",
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'Technoblade never dies!',
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// eslint-disable-next-line no-template-curly-in-string
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'Why is my ${major} class in the ${unrelatedMajor} build?', // This is on purpose as a joke
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'"Will that be cash, card, or id?"',
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'How much did PepsiCo pay UT to replace all the coke machines?',
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"Do it... take those 8am's",
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"I'm polylingual, if you count programming languages",
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'Just put the classes in the schedule lil bro',
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'The wait is finally over',
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"Stop trying to make UTRP happen, it's not going to happen!",
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'Befriend the raccoons on campus',
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`It's ${new Date().toLocaleString('en-US', { month: 'long', day: 'numeric' })} and OU still sucks`,
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'As seen on TV!',
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];
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export default splashText;
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