[
  {
    "Question": "What do you call a gnome priest",
    "Answer": "A compact disc"
  },
  {
    "Question": "Why does the best raiding guild smell so bad?",
    "Answer": "because they never wipe"
  },
  {
    "Question": "Why are boomkins neither overpowered or underpowered?",
    "Answer": "Because they're Balanced"
  },
  {
    "Question": "Who is George of the Jungle's other brother?",
    "Answer": "Mark of the Wild."
  },
  {
    "Question": "What do you call a masturbating Tauren?",
    "Answer": "Beef Stroganoff."
  },
  {
    "Question": "What's a rogue's favourite drink?",
    "Answer": "Subtle Tea"
  },
  {
    "Question": "Classic: What to noobs and Rogues have in common?",
    "Answer": "They both pick locks!"
  },
  {
    "Question": "What did Gul'dan do when he tripped?",
    "Answer": "He fel"
  },
  {
    "Question": "Why didn't the warrior cross the road?",
    "Answer": "No Path Available."
  },
  {
    "Question": "What are the chances we have gotten the last content patch before a new expansion?",
    "Answer": "Slim Tanaan"
  },
  {
    "Question": "A trolls greeting is usually \"Eyy mon\" but what is a goblins?",
    "Answer": "\"\"Mon-eyy\"\n\n^^^^^I'm ^^^^^so ^^^^^sorry..."
  },
  {
    "Question": "What musician is from ICC?",
    "Answer": "What musician is from ICC?\n\nAn Arthas formally known as Prince."
  },
  {
    "Question": "How do you know if someone's been playing since Vanilla?",
    "Answer": "Don't worry, they'll tell you"
  },
  {
    "Question": "What happens when a demon forgets his sunscreen?",
    "Answer": "He ends up with a Burning Region"
  },
  {
    "Question": "Why are raid guilds recruiting rogues for the illidan fight?",
    "Answer": "Because they are the only ones that have the required [preparation](http://www.wowhead.com/spell=14185/preparation) "
  },
  {
    "Question": "How does Naxxramas fly?",
    "Answer": "with it's four wings"
  },
  {
    "Question": "Why is the Cenarion Circle neutral?",
    "Answer": "Circles have no sides."
  },
  {
    "Question": "Why are rogues the best bar tenders?",
    "Answer": "Because they always have cheap shots "
  },
  {
    "Question": "What does Gul'dan like on his hotdogs?",
    "Answer": "EVERYTHIIING"
  },
  {
    "Question": "Why did a Felhunter win the spelling competition?",
    "Answer": "Nobody else could Spell Lock."
  },
  {
    "Question": "What do you call it when Illidan teaches demon hunters in Legion?",
    "Answer": "a 'demon-stration\""
  },
  {
    "Question": "Why can't Paladins work out at Planet Fitness?",
    "Answer": "Because it's a Judgement-free zone. "
  },
  {
    "Question": "Why didn't the rogue like his dagger upgrade?",
    "Answer": "He wasn't a fan of knives."
  },
  {
    "Question": "What do you call a Gilnean church?",
    "Answer": "Worgenized religion"
  },
  {
    "Question": "Why were night elves chosen to be Azeroth's first astronauts?",
    "Answer": "Because they know the moon well."
  },
  {
    "Question": "Why are gnomes unable to be paladins?",
    "Answer": "Because they cannot reach the Light."
  },
  {
    "Question": "Did you hear about the resto druid who never plays guardian?",
    "Answer": "You could say he's all bark, no bite."
  },
  {
    "Question": "What's a dwarf rogue's favorite car?",
    "Answer": "Dodge Ram"
  },
  {
    "Question": "Why can you only wear 1 shoe in the Emerald nightmare?",
    "Answer": "Because they'll steal Ursoc."
  },
  {
    "Question": "Why is it impossible for a paladin and a rogue to make a baby?",
    "Answer": "Because paladins use protection and rogues do it from behind.\n\n\nTaken from Sodapoppin's stream on December 1st. "
  },
  {
    "Question": "Do you know how Illidan hurt his knee?",
    "Answer": "(this one came through in a GM ticket response today)\n\nDo you know how Illidan hurt his knee?\nIt's simple really...\nHe fel."
  },
  {
    "Question": "Icecrown Citadel was a pretty cool raid.",
    "Answer": "Even thinking about it gives me the chills."
  },
  {
    "Question": "Why do Blood Elves tan so quickly?",
    "Answer": "They use the Sun Well."
  },
  {
    "Question": "What is Bolvar doing lately?",
    "Answer": "Just chillin."
  },
  {
    "Question": "What do you call 4 Mogu rolling down a hill?",
    "Answer": "The Rolling Stones."
  },
  {
    "Question": "What is Taran Zhu's favorite cooking utensil?",
    "Answer": "The Shado-Pan"
  },
  {
    "Question": "What do you call a vapid celebrity female night elf?",
    "Answer": "Kim Darnassian"
  },
  {
    "Question": "Warlords of Draenor was an emotional expansion.",
    "Answer": "Even the raids were in tiers."
  },
  {
    "Question": "Why do hunters never get married?",
    "Answer": "Because they're always dis-engaging."
  },
  {
    "Question": "What do you call a kind warlock",
    "Answer": "Affection lock"
  },
  {
    "Question": "Which dragon has the dream job?",
    "Answer": "Ysera"
  },
  {
    "Question": "Healers are like artists",
    "Answer": "No one appreciates them until they are dead"
  },
  {
    "Question": "What did Illidan say when one of his group mates' gear was broken?",
    "Answer": "\"YOU ARE NOT REPAIRED!\""
  },
  {
    "Question": "Why do bars hate rogues?",
    "Answer": "Because they only want cheap shots."
  },
  {
    "Question": "What did the game tell the hunter when he dinged 40?",
    "Answer": "You've got mail."
  },
  {
    "Question": "What do you call a Blood Elf who eats his vegetables?",
    "Answer": "Kale'Thas"
  },
  {
    "Question": "Where do murlocs store their gold and treasure?",
    "Answer": "At the River Bank!"
  },
  {
    "Question": "Why did the undead smell bad?",
    "Answer": "He had no nose."
  },
  {
    "Question": "How did the Rogue one-shot Illidan?",
    "Answer": "By using Preparation."
  },
  {
    "Question": "What's the first thing Illidan sees when he wakes up?",
    "Answer": "NOTHING"
  },
  {
    "Question": "Why are all paladins so clean?",
    "Answer": "...Because they are always taking Bubble baths!"
  },
  {
    "Question": "did you hear about the monk serial killer",
    "Answer": "the murders were pre-meditated"
  },
  {
    "Question": "How much does a serving of Pandaren Cuisine weigh?",
    "Answer": "About wonton."
  },
  {
    "Question": "What injury did Gul'Dan get from playing Tennis.",
    "Answer": "Twisted Nethers."
  },
  {
    "Question": "A patch day joke...",
    "Answer": ""
  },
  {
    "Question": "Yo mamma so fat....",
    "Answer": "I tried to shadowstep her and I got a loading screen!"
  },
  {
    "Question": "What do you call it when the Argent Tournament catches on fire?",
    "Answer": "Burning Crusade."
  },
  {
    "Question": "Why can you never take a good photo of a hunter?",
    "Answer": "They are always out of focus"
  },
  {
    "Question": "How do impoverished Warriors get their weapons?",
    "Answer": "They Rend-to-own."
  },
  {
    "Question": "What is Arthas' favorite camping snack?",
    "Answer": "Frostsmores"
  },
  {
    "Question": "Why are warlocks faster after drinking vodka?",
    "Answer": "Because it gives them a Burning Rush!"
  },
  {
    "Question": "How did the druid catch a fish?",
    "Answer": "With his bear hands"
  },
  {
    "Question": "I really want the new Grove Warden moose mount...",
    "Answer": "...you could say, I consider it a moost-have."
  },
  {
    "Question": "Heard about the time Millhouse Manastorm went to Blackrock Foundry to visit Oregorger?",
    "Answer": "Me neither, but I've been assured there will be gnome ore puns."
  },
  {
    "Question": "So my new maid is a rogue...",
    "Answer": "... And she keeps on using [Vanish](http://www.brockaghltd.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/31900_4.1405683094.jpg) even when I told her I prefer [Resolve](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81a1jTSQzbL._SY355_.jpg). I'm so fed up with her!"
  },
  {
    "Question": "What do fire elementals eat for breakfast?",
    "Answer": "Ragnar-Os"
  },
  {
    "Question": "Why do mages share cane's?",
    "Answer": "Because it's not his cane, it's R Cane!"
  },
  {
    "Question": "Why do sneaky rogues prefer leather armor?",
    "Answer": "because it's made of hide"
  },
  {
    "Question": "What's it called when an animal spirit crashes your UI?",
    "Answer": "A LOA error."
  },
  {
    "Question": "Man the 90s take so long",
    "Answer": ""
  },
  {
    "Question": "What is Shadow-Lord Iskar's problem?",
    "Answer": "Every time we get to him in Hellfire Citadel, he always seems to be in a Fowl mood."
  },
  {
    "Question": "Why are hunters bad at photography?",
    "Answer": "They have no focus."
  },
  {
    "Question": "Why are paladins good at photography?",
    "Answer": "They use the Light"
  },
  {
    "Question": "How did the paladins get clean?",
    "Answer": "They had a bubble bath!"
  },
  {
    "Question": "You need to be careful of the trees in this game.",
    "Answer": "Some of them are shady."
  }
]