[ { "Question": "What do you call a gnome priest", "Answer": "A compact disc" }, { "Question": "Why does the best raiding guild smell so bad?", "Answer": "because they never wipe" }, { "Question": "Why are boomkins neither overpowered or underpowered?", "Answer": "Because they're Balanced" }, { "Question": "Who is George of the Jungle's other brother?", "Answer": "Mark of the Wild." }, { "Question": "What do you call a masturbating Tauren?", "Answer": "Beef Stroganoff." }, { "Question": "What's a rogue's favourite drink?", "Answer": "Subtle Tea" }, { "Question": "Classic: What to noobs and Rogues have in common?", "Answer": "They both pick locks!" }, { "Question": "What did Gul'dan do when he tripped?", "Answer": "He fel" }, { "Question": "Why didn't the warrior cross the road?", "Answer": "No Path Available." }, { "Question": "What are the chances we have gotten the last content patch before a new expansion?", "Answer": "Slim Tanaan" }, { "Question": "A trolls greeting is usually \"Eyy mon\" but what is a goblins?", "Answer": "\"\"Mon-eyy\"\n\n^^^^^I'm ^^^^^so ^^^^^sorry..." }, { "Question": "What musician is from ICC?", "Answer": "What musician is from ICC?\n\nAn Arthas formally known as Prince." }, { "Question": "How do you know if someone's been playing since Vanilla?", "Answer": "Don't worry, they'll tell you" }, { "Question": "What happens when a demon forgets his sunscreen?", "Answer": "He ends up with a Burning Region" }, { "Question": "Why are raid guilds recruiting rogues for the illidan fight?", "Answer": "Because they are the only ones that have the required [preparation](http://www.wowhead.com/spell=14185/preparation) " }, { "Question": "How does Naxxramas fly?", "Answer": "with it's four wings" }, { "Question": "Why is the Cenarion Circle neutral?", "Answer": "Circles have no sides." }, { "Question": "Why are rogues the best bar tenders?", "Answer": "Because they always have cheap shots " }, { "Question": "What does Gul'dan like on his hotdogs?", "Answer": "EVERYTHIIING" }, { "Question": "Why did a Felhunter win the spelling competition?", "Answer": "Nobody else could Spell Lock." }, { "Question": "What do you call it when Illidan teaches demon hunters in Legion?", "Answer": "a 'demon-stration\"" }, { "Question": "Why can't Paladins work out at Planet Fitness?", "Answer": "Because it's a Judgement-free zone. " }, { "Question": "Why didn't the rogue like his dagger upgrade?", "Answer": "He wasn't a fan of knives." }, { "Question": "What do you call a Gilnean church?", "Answer": "Worgenized religion" }, { "Question": "Why were night elves chosen to be Azeroth's first astronauts?", "Answer": "Because they know the moon well." }, { "Question": "Why are gnomes unable to be paladins?", "Answer": "Because they cannot reach the Light." }, { "Question": "Did you hear about the resto druid who never plays guardian?", "Answer": "You could say he's all bark, no bite." }, { "Question": "What's a dwarf rogue's favorite car?", "Answer": "Dodge Ram" }, { "Question": "Why can you only wear 1 shoe in the Emerald nightmare?", "Answer": "Because they'll steal Ursoc." }, { "Question": "Why is it impossible for a paladin and a rogue to make a baby?", "Answer": "Because paladins use protection and rogues do it from behind.\n\n\nTaken from Sodapoppin's stream on December 1st. " }, { "Question": "Do you know how Illidan hurt his knee?", "Answer": "(this one came through in a GM ticket response today)\n\nDo you know how Illidan hurt his knee?\nIt's simple really...\nHe fel." }, { "Question": "Icecrown Citadel was a pretty cool raid.", "Answer": "Even thinking about it gives me the chills." }, { "Question": "Why do Blood Elves tan so quickly?", "Answer": "They use the Sun Well." }, { "Question": "What is Bolvar doing lately?", "Answer": "Just chillin." }, { "Question": "What do you call 4 Mogu rolling down a hill?", "Answer": "The Rolling Stones." }, { "Question": "What is Taran Zhu's favorite cooking utensil?", "Answer": "The Shado-Pan" }, { "Question": "What do you call a vapid celebrity female night elf?", "Answer": "Kim Darnassian" }, { "Question": "Warlords of Draenor was an emotional expansion.", "Answer": "Even the raids were in tiers." }, { "Question": "Why do hunters never get married?", "Answer": "Because they're always dis-engaging." }, { "Question": "What do you call a kind warlock", "Answer": "Affection lock" }, { "Question": "Which dragon has the dream job?", "Answer": "Ysera" }, { "Question": "Healers are like artists", "Answer": "No one appreciates them until they are dead" }, { "Question": "What did Illidan say when one of his group mates' gear was broken?", "Answer": "\"YOU ARE NOT REPAIRED!\"" }, { "Question": "Why do bars hate rogues?", "Answer": "Because they only want cheap shots." }, { "Question": "What did the game tell the hunter when he dinged 40?", "Answer": "You've got mail." }, { "Question": "What do you call a Blood Elf who eats his vegetables?", "Answer": "Kale'Thas" }, { "Question": "Where do murlocs store their gold and treasure?", "Answer": "At the River Bank!" }, { "Question": "Why did the undead smell bad?", "Answer": "He had no nose." }, { "Question": "How did the Rogue one-shot Illidan?", "Answer": "By using Preparation." }, { "Question": "What's the first thing Illidan sees when he wakes up?", "Answer": "NOTHING" }, { "Question": "Why are all paladins so clean?", "Answer": "...Because they are always taking Bubble baths!" }, { "Question": "did you hear about the monk serial killer", "Answer": "the murders were pre-meditated" }, { "Question": "How much does a serving of Pandaren Cuisine weigh?", "Answer": "About wonton." }, { "Question": "What injury did Gul'Dan get from playing Tennis.", "Answer": "Twisted Nethers." }, { "Question": "A patch day joke...", "Answer": "" }, { "Question": "Yo mamma so fat....", "Answer": "I tried to shadowstep her and I got a loading screen!" }, { "Question": "What do you call it when the Argent Tournament catches on fire?", "Answer": "Burning Crusade." }, { "Question": "Why can you never take a good photo of a hunter?", "Answer": "They are always out of focus" }, { "Question": "How do impoverished Warriors get their weapons?", "Answer": "They Rend-to-own." }, { "Question": "What is Arthas' favorite camping snack?", "Answer": "Frostsmores" }, { "Question": "Why are warlocks faster after drinking vodka?", "Answer": "Because it gives them a Burning Rush!" }, { "Question": "How did the druid catch a fish?", "Answer": "With his bear hands" }, { "Question": "I really want the new Grove Warden moose mount...", "Answer": "...you could say, I consider it a moost-have." }, { "Question": "Heard about the time Millhouse Manastorm went to Blackrock Foundry to visit Oregorger?", "Answer": "Me neither, but I've been assured there will be gnome ore puns." }, { "Question": "So my new maid is a rogue...", "Answer": "... And she keeps on using [Vanish](http://www.brockaghltd.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/31900_4.1405683094.jpg) even when I told her I prefer [Resolve](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81a1jTSQzbL._SY355_.jpg). I'm so fed up with her!" }, { "Question": "What do fire elementals eat for breakfast?", "Answer": "Ragnar-Os" }, { "Question": "Why do mages share cane's?", "Answer": "Because it's not his cane, it's R Cane!" }, { "Question": "Why do sneaky rogues prefer leather armor?", "Answer": "because it's made of hide" }, { "Question": "What's it called when an animal spirit crashes your UI?", "Answer": "A LOA error." }, { "Question": "Man the 90s take so long", "Answer": "" }, { "Question": "What is Shadow-Lord Iskar's problem?", "Answer": "Every time we get to him in Hellfire Citadel, he always seems to be in a Fowl mood." }, { "Question": "Why are hunters bad at photography?", "Answer": "They have no focus." }, { "Question": "Why are paladins good at photography?", "Answer": "They use the Light" }, { "Question": "How did the paladins get clean?", "Answer": "They had a bubble bath!" }, { "Question": "You need to be careful of the trees in this game.", "Answer": "Some of them are shady." } ]